Thomas Eric Duncan has tragically become the first U.S. Ebola fatality. But that still doesn’t mean you should be freaking the f@%k out about this clowny, garbage disease.
#5. You’d Have to Go Out of Your Way to Get It (and Would Still Probably Fail)
Go ahead and Google “how to avoid getting Ebola” and see what pops up. Chances are you’ll stumble upon the CDC’s Q&A outlining such life-changing preventative measures as “washing your hands” and “not touching corpses and bats.” … The fucker isn’t even airborne — you could actually give a handjob to an Ebola victim and would probably live to tell about it so long as you washed your hands afterward.